You know it's time to do laundry...

Today I put on hand-knitted socks and wore them out of the house.

I'm not sure I've ever done that before.

Now it's an actual toothpick

Nonononono!

I broke my toothpick!

And by "toothpick" I mean "size 1 bamboo dpn".

And by "broke" I mean "broke". In half.

*sadcries*

Dramatic representation of the tragic event:

Note to self

Dear Self:

The size one needles looked like a good idea, didn't they? Making socks with them seemed like a fine, idea, too, right? But next time? Try something less likely to take weeks and drive you bonkers.

Kthxbye,

Me.